this is a lite-convo that suni esco and myself had regarding her daughter's growing disbelief of santa claus' which segwayed into a forboding pit of gay jokes

Mizzocd: any ideas on how i can teach her a lesson to show her that santa is real
maverickudo: no
Mizzocd: damn it your the creative one
maverickudo: there's no xmas miracles anymore
maverickudo: too much internet
maverickudo: i am creative
maverickudo: but not insane
maverickudo: i can't make santa real..more than u can't stop fred from being a fagolator
maverickudo:
Mizzocd: fred just laughed
Mizzocd: i guess it must be true
Mizzocd: he wants to know if santa got you ham sandwiches in your stocking so you could stick them in your cheeks?
maverickudo: no i got some coal to stick it through his asshole ..so they become diamonds ..for his anal happy digging gay gnomes

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my best friends and my awesome friends - i wish you the very best of the holiday. mine has been extremely laid back and tranquil after all the busy catering orders we had to pull for the past few days and today making sure that peoples food orders were freshly made and that our dinner wasn't overlooked at. ROASTED OVEN WHOLE PIG from 9am - 7p.m dinner yum yummah mmMmMmmm..anyways cheers...sangria!